How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
I AM UNSURE ABOUT EVERYTHING :/
are you sure?
I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them
You see this shit?
Every man needs to buy this shit.
Put it all over your balls. Keep that shit moisturized and shit.
But more importantly… feel that muthafuckin “cooling hydration”
Seriously… my balls are arctic cooling right now.
Its like icy hot without but more like a mothers hug embracing your balls.
magical shit my nigga.
dont let the lack of smile fool you… im just way too chilled out to move any muscles.
when your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the cards
I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.
teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology
I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS
“Imma get ya bad guys”
friends who like and play the same games as you but on a different platform
which horny geologist named this mineral
Now I want a shirt that says ‘If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2’