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thoughtlessfroth:

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.

(via skittlebunny)

tyleroakley:

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

tyleroakley:

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

(Source: werewolfjokewar, via skittlebunny)

cannibal-vegan:

eat-pray-queeef:

kid-koala:

I AM UNSURE ABOUT EVERYTHING :/

are you sure? 

(via b-blushing)

itisnotofimport:

I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them

(Source: tinysteve, via skittlebunny)

mariaelizabetth:

lakazepo:

You see this shit?
Every man needs to buy this shit.
Put it all over your balls. Keep that shit moisturized and shit.
But more importantly… feel that muthafuckin “cooling hydration”
Seriously… my balls are arctic cooling right now.
Its like icy hot without but more like a mothers hug embracing your balls.
magical shit my nigga.
dont let the lack of smile fool you… im just way too chilled out to move any muscles.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

mariaelizabetth:

lakazepo:

You see this shit?

Every man needs to buy this shit.

Put it all over your balls. Keep that shit moisturized and shit.

But more importantly… feel that muthafuckin “cooling hydration”

Seriously… my balls are arctic cooling right now.

Its like icy hot without but more like a mothers hug embracing your balls.

magical shit my nigga.

dont let the lack of smile fool you… im just way too chilled out to move any muscles.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Source: lakalaka, via skittlebunny)

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

“Aw yeah. You bring that sweet ass over here. Hey babe! Come sit on my face.”

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

“Aw yeah. You bring that sweet ass over here. Hey babe! Come sit on my face.”

(Source: finejeeze, via skittlebunny)

hukuwa:

joodal:

when your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the cards 

(Source: judars, via mr-robotoo)

raposaboo:

cynically-colorblind:

raposaboo:

cynically-colorblind:

I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.

teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology

I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.

(via juventududi)

thenewagecaveman:

my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS

“Imma get ya bad guys”

“TWERK TEAM”

(Source: demonica-kind, via skittlebunny)

glasssoul:

friends who like and play the same games as you but on a different platform

(Source: teensytoothless, via juventududi)

firelordazula:

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

Now I want a shirt that says ‘If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

(Source: basedgosh, via skittlebunny)